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Doing It Wrong: Bus Entertainment Edition

kris_b — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 04:55:59 +0000

Doing It Right:

Doing It Wrong:

Only on a Go West bus…

kris_b — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 23:26:13 +0000

VIDEO: Birkenhead Cricket Club vs Grafton Cricket Club

kris_b — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 05:03:23 +0000

Bit of shitty footage I took when myself and Dalai went down to watch our good pal Jason George play for BCC.

Sick Burn

kris_b — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:36:35 +0000

Absurdities abound, the first of which was the appointment of people like Dr Brash and Mr Caygill who, along with their soulmate, Act Party seat-warmer Roger Douglas, are not just yesterday’s men but last century’s men.

When even Garth George calls you “last century”, you’re clearly doing something VERY wrong.

Butterfly

kris_b — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:47:03 +0000

Not Always Right – Cutty Out The Attitude

kris_b — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:05:28 +0000

Kindergarten Class | New Zealand

(I am working in a kindergarten where over half of the kids are Maori. The Maori word for scissors is ‘kutikuti,’ which is pronounced ‘cutty cutty’.)

Me, to a child: “Can you pass me the kutikuti please?”

Mother: “What did you say to my child?”

Me: “I asked her to pass me the scissors.”

Mother: “Don’t talk baby to my child. She’s smart enough to use adult words.”

Me: “I wasn’t. I was using the Maori name for scissors.”

Mother: “No, you said cutty cutty. That’s not Maori. I’m Maori, and I think I know Maori when I hear it.”

(The child interrupts. She grabs her mom by the hand and drags her off to a poster on the wall which has a few art objects and their Maori names under them.)

Child: “Mum, why do you always have to pick fights with people? I’m very disappointed in you!”

(When her mother left I gave the kid the biggest sticker I could find to put on her good behaviour chart.)

Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes » Cutty Out The Attitude.