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		<title>I&#8217;ll Give You A Ride!</title>
		<link>http://guidance.net.nz/2009/10/ill-give-you-a-ride/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 22:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris_b</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Classic!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Classic!<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzksX-9vh9s&amp;feature=player_embedded"><br />
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		<title>Roast shop attacked!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris_b</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Car collides with counter This is the joint I get my lunch from a few times a week! Miss a week of work off sick and you miss out on all the action!]]></description>
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<a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/local-news/western-leader/2848877/Car-collides-with-counter" target="_blank"> Car collides with counter</a></p>
<p>This is the joint I get my lunch from a few times a week! Miss a week of work off sick and you miss out on all the action!</p>
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		<title>Pitt St Fire Station Towing Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris_b</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Massive Fail :&#62;]]></description>
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<p>Massive Fail :&gt;</p>
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		<title>Trip Report: Greggs Jellytime Cold Water Jelly</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris_b</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?!?! Jelly that is made with cold water and sets in an hour? This had to be tested. 2 cups of water, stir in jelly using a whisk, and whisk for 2 minutes. Stick in fridge. End product looks like jelly, with the exception of a rougher surface. It&#8217;s slightly wobblier than [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?!?! Jelly that is made with cold water and sets in an hour? This had to be tested.</p>
<p>2 cups of water, stir in jelly using a whisk, and whisk for 2 minutes. Stick in fridge. End product looks like jelly, with the exception of a rougher surface.</p>
<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://guidance.net.nz/blog/uploaded_images/Image0103-756550.jpg" rel="lightbox[42]"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://guidance.net.nz/blog/uploaded_images/Image0103-756545.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />It&#8217;s slightly wobblier than conventional jelly, so care should be taken while serving. Once in the bowl, it takes on the appearance of a conventional jelly.</p>
<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://guidance.net.nz/blog/uploaded_images/Image0104-762215.jpg" rel="lightbox[42]"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://guidance.net.nz/blog/uploaded_images/Image0104-762204.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />In fact, once condiments have been applied in the form of fresh cream, I suspect no one would be the wiser to your subterfuge.</p>
<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://guidance.net.nz/blog/uploaded_images/Image0105-746201.jpg" rel="lightbox[42]"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://guidance.net.nz/blog/uploaded_images/Image0105-746196.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />As for the all important taste test, I chose &#8216;Red&#8217; flavour. I guess it&#8217;s strawberry, not sure since the pack is already in the bin. It&#8217;s ever so slightly bland, but still perfectly acceptable. The safety and convenience factor wins out totally!</p>
<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://guidance.net.nz/blog/uploaded_images/Image0107%5B1%5D-721127.jpg" rel="lightbox[42]"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://guidance.net.nz/blog/uploaded_images/Image0107%5B1%5D-721121.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Satisfied customer! And yes, I <span style="font-style: italic;">am </span>eating from a pink bowl with polka dots on it. WHAT OF IT???</p>
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		<title>Nirvana vs Rick Astley &#8211; Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit up</title>
		<link>http://guidance.net.nz/2009/07/nirvana-vs-rick-astley-never-gonna-give-your-teen-spirit-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris_b</dc:creator>
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		<title>Kim-Illin</title>
		<link>http://guidance.net.nz/2009/05/kim-illin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 00:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris_b</dc:creator>
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		<title>2am excitement!</title>
		<link>http://guidance.net.nz/2008/10/2am-excitement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris_b</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So here we were, minding our own business, when all of a sudden a loud bang gave us quite a start. After a bit of investigation, we found this on the TV stand: Weeeeird huh? Has had our media box (slightly larger than a Shuttle) sitting on it for the last maybe 18 months to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So here we were, minding our own business, when all of a sudden a loud bang gave us quite a start. After a bit of investigation, we found this on the TV stand:</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://guidance.net.nz/pictures/tvglass1.jpg" rel="lightbox[33]"><img src="http://guidance.net.nz/pictures/tvglass1_thumb.jpg" /></a><br /><a href="http://guidance.net.nz/pictures/tvglass2.jpg" rel="lightbox[33]"><img src="http://guidance.net.nz/pictures/tvglass2_thumb.jpg" /></a><br /><a href="http://guidance.net.nz/pictures/tvglass3.jpg" rel="lightbox[33]"><img src="http://guidance.net.nz/pictures/tvglass3_thumb.jpg" /></a></div>
<p>Weeeeird huh? Has had our media box (slightly larger than a Shuttle) sitting on it for the last maybe 18 months  to 2 years, it&#8217;s fairly well supported <span class="postbody">(in the first pic, you can see the metal support bars under the intact bottom shelf)</span>, heat doesn&#8217;t seem to be an issue. Anyone have any ideas?</p>
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		<title>brrrrrrrrrrrrrr</title>
		<link>http://guidance.net.nz/2008/04/brrrrrrrrrrrrrr/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris_b</dc:creator>
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