Recommended Reading

January 28th, 2010 by kris_b No comments »

Apex vs Funk’N'Slocuts Mix Jan 2009

January 18th, 2010 by kris_b No comments »

Liquid Stranger – Hex’d & Perplex’d
Kid Cudi – Embrace the martian (krookers remix)
Dylan Rhymes – unknown
Alex Metric – unknown
Tim Berg – Alcoholic
TC – Whers my money (elite force remix)
Culprate – Dont do that
unknown
Beatman and Ludmilla – Moldova
unkown massive electro tune
Bass & Fire – Fussion
Funk’N'Slocuts – Come Running
Plastic Shell – Channel Blocker
Fake Blood – Mars
Specimen A – Hard Times
Rennie Pilgrim – The rich rule us (Funk’N'Slocuts Remix)
Beatman and Ludmilla – Lizarb the sad clown (Plastic Shell Remix)
Minuit – Aotearoa (Funk’n'Slocuts Remix)

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Making Prodigy’s “Smack My Bitch Up” in Ableton

December 30th, 2009 by kris_b No comments »

Recommended Reading

December 28th, 2009 by kris_b No comments »

kris_b’s kristmas eve kristmas party

December 11th, 2009 by kris_b No comments »

Supper Club

Christmas Eve, Thursday December 24th

7pm – Midnight

Featuring DJ’s Page3, Defcon1, Dalai, Assault

Good DJ’s – Good Booze – Good People – Good Times

Come join in some jovial yuletide cheer, with a reasonable finishing hour to allow plenty of recovery time before having to go and deal with the whānau on the big day.

If you are all good boys and girls, maybe there will even be a visit from Santa! Yeeeeees!

Seriously, sort out your Christmas shit and come on down and have a few drinks. Christmas Eve is always a fantastic night out with everyone in a great mood, ready to share some love and drink some piss. GET UP IT!

krissanta

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Secret Santa!

December 9th, 2009 by kris_b No comments »

secretsanta

Recommended Reading

December 7th, 2009 by kris_b No comments »

Sick Burn

December 3rd, 2009 by kris_b No comments »

Absurdities abound, the first of which was the appointment of people like Dr Brash and Mr Caygill who, along with their soulmate, Act Party seat-warmer Roger Douglas, are not just yesterday’s men but last century’s men.

When even Garth George calls you “last century”, you’re clearly doing something VERY wrong.

garthgeorge

Guide: Bookmarklets

December 1st, 2009 by kris_b 2 comments »

I’ve been using bookmarklets for some years now, they are supremely handy little tools. What is a bookmarklet you ask? Well, according to Wikipedia:

A bookmarklet is an applet, a small computer application, stored as the URL of a bookmark in a web browser or as a hyperlink on a web page. The term is a portmanteau of the terms bookmark and applet. Whether bookmarklet utilities are stored as bookmarks or hyperlinks, they are designed to add one-click functionality to a browser or web page. When clicked, a bookmarklet performs some function, one of a wide variety such as a search query or data extraction. Usually the applet is a JavaScript program.

What do they look like?

Well that depends – basically, just like any other bookmark on your browser toolbar. You can rename them just like any bookmark, move them around, or, as I have done, use a Firefox plugin to allow me to assign an icon to them, so I can remove the name entirely giving me more toolbar space.

I have, added a folder there called Bookmarklets that does nothing but act as a title for the Bookmarkets section of my toolbar. On the right is a non-icon bookmark – this is what bookmarklets would look like without the plugin mentioned above.

bookmarklet1

What do they do?

Lots of things! Lets explain the ones I use, from left to right:

  • WordPress PressThis – if I’m reading an interesting page I want to share on this blog, simply clicking that bookmarklet pops up a new browser window that opens a new WordPress post on this site. with the article title and link to the article already embedded, ready for me to add anything else. If you’re a WordPress user, you can find this by clicking the Tools menu in your Dashboard.
  • Facebook Share – Pretty much the same as above, but slaps the output on your FaceBook profile instead.
  • Twit This – Pretty much the same as above, but slaps the output on your FaceBook Twitter profile instead.
  • Google Reader – If you use Google Reader for RSS feeds, this one will open the RSS feed of the page you are on in Reader, all ready for you to subscribe to it.
  • ImageShack – opens up a page with all the images on your current page embedded into it. A single click on any of the images rehosts them on ImageShack for you, meaning you don’t have the problem of trying to hotlink images in blog or forum posts.
  • Linked Images – faced with a web server directory listing of images and you don’t want to click on each one to view? This opens them all up fullsize on a page for you to scroll through.
  • Readability – sick of trying to read websites with “hip” and “trendy” designs? Or maybe your eyes just aren’t what they once were. Well, click on this, and it opens your current page in a nice smooth, large font format, with all the guff stripped out.

How do they work?

JavaScript sorcery. In practise? To “install” them is usually a manner of simply dragging a link (from a page like the ones linked above) to your browser bookmark toolbar. To use them, simply click! To “uninstall”, simply right click and delete! It couldn’t be easier!

I use Firefox, is that OK?

Yes!

I use Safari, is that OK?

Yes!

I use Internet Explorer, is that OK?

Yes! With some exceptions, but generally they work fine. You usually can’t drag the link to your Favourites bar, but right clicking and ‘Add to Favourites’ works.

I use Chrome, is that OK?

Yes!

I use Opera, is that OK?

Hurr. Weirdo. Fucked if I know or care. :P

Sweet Lego Artwork

November 29th, 2009 by kris_b No comments »

Dispatchwork, by Jan Vormann

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